Why is it so hard to clean my house?
I would like to hire a maid.
Or maybe a motivational speaker. With a megaphone. Can't get much lazing around done when someone is yelling in my ear to "GET UP! OFF YOUR BUTT!!! CLEAN, WOMAN CLEAAANNNNNN GO GO GO GO GO!"
Only then I would probably be in jail for 25-30 years. Because they would find the shovel in my back yard.
*shudder*
Maybe I will just put on some techno.