Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Facelift

So I decided  instead of cleaning my house, to give my blog a tiny facelift.
I get tired of the same old same old. I need change.
Ever since Christmas time, when Mark got pneumonia and almost left me a single mother, I have been so busy with (1) pumping every two hours to keep up with baby's growth spurt and increase my dwindling supply (2) now I can pump every three hours which is awesome (3) making baby food that Sariah won't eat (4) working and taking weird classes for work
Now that things are sort of settling down, I need to get my house together and get back on track!
Anyone wanna come over and clean for me??? I am offering free meals and coffee. I will even throw in a hundred dollars or two.
Why is it so hard to clean my house?
I would like to hire a maid.
Or maybe a motivational speaker. With a megaphone. Can't get much lazing around done when someone is yelling in my ear to "GET UP! OFF YOUR BUTT!!! CLEAN, WOMAN CLEAAANNNNNN GO GO GO GO GO!"
Only then I would probably be in jail for 25-30 years. Because they would find the shovel in my back yard.
*shudder*
Maybe I will just put on some techno.